found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
i want this printed on a t-shirt
i would buy so many phil posters he’s probably right
Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?
"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."
shoutout to all the hufflepuffs and ravenclaws who only get a quarter of the merch opportunities as everyone else
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
pigeons can just fly straight to disneyland yet here they are eating breadcrumbs off the pavement